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We Are The World (Hip-Hop Remix) feat….

Posted in Comedy, Music by gregston on February 28, 2010

I’d rather not spoil it for you..just LISSSSSTEN!!(that was a clue)

Los Angeles - Two weeks ago, someone came up with the bright idea of remaking  “We Are The World”…with rappers. While results were less than swaggalitious, we at Hood Newz (boo-yao!!) managed to swap a copy of an exclusive never before heard HIP-HOP REMIX of “We Are The World” and we must say,  this is how it SHOULD have sounded!!

via Dick Shittman and Hood Newz

Call the Ambalamps

Posted in Comedy, Music by Jonathan Tanners on February 21, 2010

Now, I love this song based on its own merits, but this post was, of course, inspired by this:

If you haven’t seen this already, you’re not interwebs compatible. Call the ambalamps.

HBO Presents How To Make It In America

Posted in Comedy, Television by gregston on February 8, 2010

This show right here exudes New York City. Just watch and you’ll see what I mean.

“HBO put up the pilot episode of Kid Cudi’s new comedy series on Youtube (for US Residents only.) Spotted at Dat New Cudi.”

spotted on Nah Right

I want you to eat, eat, eat emcees

Posted in Art, Comedy, Music by Jonathan Tanners on January 16, 2010

A German who lost his job at a local brewery used his newfound free time to search for foods to transform mold in the likeness of vinyl. He settled on chocolate as the best medium. It plays, it’s delicious, and it’s so crazy that the Japanese were pissed they didn’t think of it first and have apparently all ready contacted him about producing it in large quantities. Perhaps in this digital age people still hunger for vinyl? Hunger…get it? The records are chocolate. Just watch the video.

Spotted at UGSMag.

Video: DEA Recruits Lil Wayne to Use Up All Drugs in Mexico

Posted in Comedy by gregston on December 8, 2009

Oh man…this is too much right here haha

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As if life couldn’t get any better…

Posted in Art, Comedy by Jonathan Tanners on December 3, 2009

“Cookin with Coolio” need not only be enjoyed in printed form. For those of you out there who are like me and consider “Food Network Challenge” the unofficial fifth major sport, please enjoy an episode of “Cookin with Coolio.” In a span of 5 minutes, Coolio manages to reference angel dust, melting mothers’ nipples, and ground alligator. Words really can’t describe this one. Just watch.

The joke that tells itself, the gift that keeps on giving…

Posted in Comedy, Literature, Products by Jonathan Tanners on December 2, 2009

Coolio. I know you remember him.

You know: “Gangsta’s Paradise.” Crack charges. Dracula 3000?

Well, other than being a fine actor, rapper, and vampire rapist, Coolio is also a tight ass chef. How do I know this?

I know this because right now you can take a fantastic voyage over to Amazon and pick yourself up a copy of “Cookin With Coolio” for $11 dollars.

And if you don’t capitalize on a deal like that, you’re just plain un-American.

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Lost in the Sauce

Posted in Comedy, Crunchy Black's Words of Wisdom by Jonathan Tanners on October 30, 2009

It’s been two years since I first saw this video. I’m not sure how I was introduced to it, but suffice it to say (in the days before “Unforgivable”) this was the video that made me believe in Youtube’s ability to devour endless hours.

Crunchy Black, formerly of 3 6 Mafia, simply stands in front of a camera for 11 minutes. He talks. He flashes guns. He potentially endangers a child (watch closely, in the background, when the guns are drawn). He hates on fake ballers. He dispenses countless words of wisdom (in the second video, pay attention when he tells you you’re lost in the sauce, because what you’re about to hear for the next two minutes is invaluable life information).

Crunchy Black taught me everything I know, please give him your time and I promise you’ll learn something. After all, is learning not the very heart and soul of this blog?

Crunchy Black confirms: it is.

Thanks for stopping by!

Posted in Comedy by Jonathan Tanners on October 14, 2009

Someone happened upon our humble blog by searching WordPress for “gay puppies fucking.”

You Must Learn: the internet's number 1 provider of Relapse and Gay Puppy Fucking related content.

You Must Learn: the internet's number 1 provider of Relapse and Gay Puppy Fucking related content.

We at You Must Learn would just like our readers to know that we do not condone the sharing of puppy fucking images. We do love puppies though and we thoroughly respect their right to fuck. Here are some non-fucking puppies.

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But not the sort of hug you're thinking about, you dirty puppy fucking bastard.

But not the sort of hug you're thinking about, you dirty puppy fucking bastard.

Wanna Meet Up?

Posted in Art, Comedy by Nicolas Heller on August 30, 2009
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